Nothing says “Happy Holidays!” like a measurement-ized version of a traditional English Christmas carol.
On the 1st day of Measurement Christmas my dashboard gave to me…
A promotion earned by me!
On the 2nd day of Measurement Christmas my dashboard gave to me…
Two results I love,
And a promotion earned by me!
On the 3rd day of Measurement Christmas my dashboard gave to me…
Three fresh trends,
Two results I love,
And a promotion earned by me!
On the 4th day of Measurement Christmas my dashboard gave to me…
Four KPIs,
Three fresh trends,
Two results I love,
And a promotion earned by me!
On the 5th day of Measurement Christmas my dashboard gave to me…
—FIVE DATA ANALYSTS—
Four KPIs,
Three fresh trends,
Two results I love,
And a promotion earned by me!
On the 6th day of Measurement Christmas my dashboard gave to me…
Six increases staying,
—FIVE DATA ANALYSTS—
Four KPIs,
Three fresh trends,
Two results I love,
And a promotion earned by me!
On the 7th day of Measurement Christmas my dashboard gave to me…
Seven spreadsheets brimming,
Six increases staying,
—FIVE DATA ANALYSTS—
Four KPIs,
Three fresh trends,
Two results I love,
And a promotion earned by me!
On the 8th day of Measurement Christmas my dashboard gave to me…
Eight tirades spewing,
Seven spreadsheets brimming,
Six increases staying,
—FIVE DATA ANALYSTS—
Four KPIs,
Three fresh trends,
Two results I love,
And a promotion earned by me!
On the 9th day of Measurement Christmas my dashboard gave to me…
Nine trends advancing,
Eight tirades spewing,
Seven spreadsheets brimming,
Six increases staying,
—FIVE DATA ANALYSTS—
Four KPIs,
Three fresh trends,
Two results I love,
And a promotion earned by me!
On the 10th day of Measurement Christmas my dashboard gave to me…
Ten awards a-reaping,
Nine trends advancing,
Eight tirades a-shaking,
Seven spreadsheets brimming,
Six increases staying,
—FIVE DATA ANALYSTS—
Four KPIs,
Three fresh trends,
Two results I love,
And a promotion earned by me!
On the 11th day of Measurement Christmas my dashboard gave to me…
Eleven pie charts hyping,
Ten awards a-reaping,
Nine trends advancing,
Eight tirades a-shaking,
Seven spreadsheets brimming,
Six increases staying,
—FIVE DATA ANALYSTS—
Four KPIs,
Three fresh trends,
Two results I love,
And a promotion earned by me!
On the 12th day of Measurement Christmas my dashboard gave to me…
Twelve numbers summing,
Eleven pie charts hyping,
Ten awards a-reaping,
Nine trends advancing,
Eight tirades a-shaking,
Seven spreadsheets brimming,
Six increases staying,
—FIVE DATA ANALYSTS—
Four KPIs,
Three fresh trends,
Two results I love,
And a promotion earned by me!
∞
The illustration up top thanks to GIPHY.
